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True Tears 05 – Heartaches

Hiromi exemplifies the age-old problem of why men will never fully understand women – cos women are a bundle of contradictions while men try to unravel that armed only with a bundle of contraceptives. No wonder the mountains of carcasses that choke the streets of love! Personally I found it hard trying to understand Hiromi’s conflicting push/pull signals to Shin too. Sure, there’s the issue of annoying Mrs Nakagami but it’s still murky as to where Hiromi wishes her level of involvement with Shin to be. A great relationship as siblings or more? And frankly, Hiromi chan, you are just reaping the lies you sowed. Shouldn’t you take some responsibility for the ruined virginal room-visit and Shin’s nosiness? That said Hiromi still has my support as designated girl. The jarring 2 perspective scenes emphasized how similar Shin and she really are, unlike Noe whose lofty thought processes only befuddles the mortal Shin. Maybe it did does help that Hiromi has the body-language of a succubus. That lean-against-table jutsu is sexier than any panty flash I’ve seen this year.

Noe confirms that celestial beings do live amongst us and their ways are surely higher than ours. Hence, it’s natural that I’m unclear of her motivations to befriend Hiromi. Is that part of her promise to make things right between Shin and Hiromi or is that a cover for something deeper than Noe hasn’t discovered for herself? In fact, for all the things Noe is doing for Shin, has it already outstripped her original intent of obtaining his tears and growing into some monstrosity that Noe is failing to recognise much less contain? Man, I can only hope for the latter even though I’m rooting for Shin X Hiromi. Moar dorama no tamani! And I’m simply loving Noe’s stares. An unflinching and piercing gaze that reaches deep into the soul yet not exploitative nor malevolent. Much like how an infant sees with uncoloured vision fueled solely by an innocent/earnest desire to learn. Truly out of this world, Noe.

Aiko is familiar territory. The girl who is dishonest with herself to due lack in self-confidence and attempts a proxy relationship through her love’s best friend. I’ve said before that Aiko is not only cruel to herself but also Nobuse. To grant hope in love when there is none is one of the most terrible things one can inflicts in affairs of the heart. Like Mao-oneechan (Kimikiss) who is slowly but surely starting to be honest with herself, Aiko needs to take that bold step, possibly into heartbreak territory, to ascertain Shin and her relationship. Whatever the outcome, it’d only be forward for Aiko rather than have her unrequited feelings bottled and fester within. Worse when it’s channeled onto an unintended recipient.

This was a GREAT ep. So much development on all the relationships and we catch a glimpse of the degree of Jun’s siscon in next ep’s preview. Honestly, in his shoes, I’d be very much in pain too.

[Artbook] Kirakira Reki ~ Mikeou artworks

If Tinker defines moelicious, then Mikeou’s artwork must be the highest embodiment of all that is babelicious. Mikeou’s girls are made the sweetest sugar and hottest spice that you wouldn’t want to see in a RL 16 year old. (Not unless you live in Sweden.) For examples of Mikeou’s work, check out Hemisphere’s 4 part tribute to 2 of Marmalade’s eroges, Lyrical Lyrics and Miraroma which contain Mikeou’s work.

And now there’s a way possess Mikeou’s artwork without having to smuggle 18+ only contraband into your household; Mikeou latest artbook – Kirakira Reki (Shining calendar). This glorious 127 page of full-coloured bishoujo goodness is presented in 2 segments – Seasons and Features. The Seasons segment is further divided into Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring featuring Mikeou’s bishoujos in various states of undress seasonal outfits. The Features include his work in various eroges like Lyrical Lyric, Miraroma, Festa!! Hyper girls’ pop and apparently a manga collaboration with Takahashi Haruka. Do note that the 1st segment far outweighs the 2nd portion though it’s all unadulterated bishoujo indulgence.

Mere words cannot describe the rapturous beauty found in this collection so here’s some pictures, its glory deliberately attenuated by my poor photography to prevent blindness.

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Twenty anime pick-up lines

You may be a stud in real life but if thrown into a foreign anime world, would you still have your mojo? How can you compete with the likes of Makoto Ito? Fear not! Hontouni taihen desu gives 20 sure-fire pick-up lines for 20 different anime worlds.

[Ah my goddess] Greek or Roman? I didn’t know goddesses still exist!

[Aria] Are you Single?

[Cardcaptor Sakura] – You’re so beautiful, I’d marry your brother just to be in your family.

[Chobits/Hand Maid May] – Did I turn you on?

[Chokotto Sister] Can I take your pic? Just want Santa to know what exactly I want for Xmas.

[Clannad] Your family must sell dangos cos that’s a nice bundle you have there.

[Erementar Gerad] Wanna react?

[Futakoi] – If you’re any more beautiful, you’d be twins!

[Habun tsuki] I only have 3 months to live…

[Hayate no Gotoku] – A voice in the sky told me to come over and talk to you.

[Jubei chan] 50 bucks says you wouldn’t hand over that lovely eye-patch.

[Kiminozo] Is that your middle school uniform or are there growth hormones in the drinks?

[Major] I play the field but it looks like home run with you tonight.

[Marimite] Gokigenyo…

[Onegai Teacher] – Your father alien? Cos you’re out of this world!

[Otoboku] – I’ll tell you a joke that’ll have you laugh your boobs off.

[Shakugan no Shana] – You’re so spellbinding hot that everyone’s frozen in their tracks!

[Shugo Chara] – I have the key to your Dumpty Humpty lock.

[Suzuka] You on the track team? Cos you’ve been running through my mind the whole night.

[Utawarerumono] Is that your tail or are you just happy to see me?

Disclaimer: Results may vary from bishoujo to bishoujo.

H2O ~ Footprints in the sand 05 – 10 questions

01) Why does Hayami still bother with school? Was she secretly pining for a reconciliation with Hinata?

02) Will Hinata now move to Hayami’s abandoned trams and set ablaze the imagination of doujin artists?

03) Shouldn’t the townsfolk be burning down Hamaji’s place for the numerous boys that fapped, realised and suicided?

04) Did imouto-Hotaru kill herself after her crush, Hama-nii, turned trap?

05) Was onsen-Hamaji the REAL cause of Hirose’s past blindness?

06) Is Otoha Hotaru’s spirit incarnate?

07) What’s Kagura-jiji’s problem? Piles? Is that why he’s so anal?

08) Does yuri carry the taste of happiness? Will sucking on it cause the blossoming of a lily in the bosom?

09) Will the series go Kannazuki? Will Hirose be sidelined culminating to a Hayami X Hinata X Otoha end hence the H2O title?

10) When will they release the ED?

Can’t wait for some answers in ep 6.

[Artbook] Cielo – Kozue Amano Illustration works III

While this artbook was published way back in 2006, I only caught glimpse of it at the local Kinokuniya last month. No, it wasn’t there previously which makes me wonder about Kino’s stocking policy. I also found out that many of the more coveted works, for example Tinker’s artbook, never made it to Singapore (unless a special order was placed.) I wonder how much 2D goodness I missed. Anyhow, I’m really glad to have snagged a copy of Kozue Amano’s 3rd Illustration book. Speaking of which, I found Kozue Amano’s 2nd illustration artbook, Stellar, bootlegged at a local comic chain going for a S$30 per copy. Boy, am I tempted to check out the difference in publishing quality.

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