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CANAAN 13 (Final)

Summary:

Things turn around for the 'good' gals on the train; Canaan activates her full vision hack and Alphard, who - unlike Liang - hates being seen through, is badly unnerved and the fight goes badly for her. Meanwhile Yunyun, making a sugoi run - like an Egyptian - rescued Maria in less than 30 seconds. What sugoi powers an extra appendix confers! Canaan finally understands that Alphard has, like Liang, said been a captive of the past. To rub salt into the wound, Canaan has broken free and moved forward with the power of yuri love friendship. By a series of plot contrivances, Canaan tries to save Alphard from falling off the train but she declines, performing extreme tattoo removal, leaving Canaan with just an arm.

Maria wakes up safe and sound while Yunyun is already working on her next part-time job. Maria/Canaan realize that while she cannot have the hawt lesbian s3xx0r with Canaan/Maria, they decide to do the Voices of a Distant Star feelin' ur heart from afar and via email/sms type of relationship. Somewhere in an airport, Alphard is still alive and still moves like a phantom. Maria has her own photography exhibition, featuring the two Canaans. Some time later Canaan is still taking orders from Yuri and the target is a one-armed woman.

Reaction:

If Alphard wanted a snake curse removed, she should have asked Oshino! She could have even gotten the curse returned to Siam FTW. I was LOL when Alphard lost her cool after seeing Canaan look at her with everything power; I was just imagining that now Canaan knows about the bear print panties that she loves so much and wears all the time but is too embarrassed to flaunt.

I can't believe that Maria actually got together enough photos for an exhibition either, personally I'd rather go for a Maria Ozawa exhibition. But getting clear shots of Alphard and Canaan must have been a big scoop, especially for the former who managed to troll POTUS and the Veep - wouldn't Langley et al have something to say about her exhibition? And Yuri is so bitter, she probably still has zero friends and probably ordered the hit on Alphard because she is so pissed about Alphard skipping out on their picnic day-to! And I bet she's keeping Alphard's arm somewhere a la the Terminator's arm at Cyberdyne Systems Corporation where it forms the prototype for a new line of Oneesama-power vibrators.

Related posts:

1. CANAAN 11
2. CANAAN 12
3. CANAAN 6-7