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Petit Eva ~ Evangelion@School 17-24

While trainspotting, Kensuke meets train rider Touji and joins him. Meido Hikari also comes onboard later. Touji returns Chibinami's lolipop after they run over the candy-snatching Shamsel who is then made into a new toy by Rei 2.

Just *what* is that furry one-eyed giant who turns anti-social people into the little turds that they really are!? We so need one of those in our glorious democratic peoples' island paradise republic - though the side effect is that the streets will probably be utterly covered in shyte for a while.

Boko boko (the sound of hitting someone hard). Asuka runs into Israfel who's spoiling for a fight. She gets her ass kicked. Unsatisfied, she recruits Shinji and trains with him, culminating in climbing a mountain top. Her over-exuberant Good Job thumbs up ends up pushing him off the mountain.

New Toys. An unconscious Shinji is fished out of the water by Evanchou who is unable to revive him. But a kiss does the trick and Evanchou even gets a cute thank you note - Asuka at her most gracious! The pair proceed to kick some Angel ass, culminating in yet more new toys for Chibinami. Gendou is not pleased about the pair missing school to go vigilant though.

You're Late! Very thirsty Shinji finds a house in the desert and slacks his thirst but the white sheet door puts on some ghastly performances before he passes to find a cello. And Kaworu, Asuka and Rei on violins playing A.

Tea Shop. It's a rainy day. Chibinami contemplates a puddle. After some dancin' in the rain, she's joined by Rei 2. After a nap, Rei 1 goes out to look for them and anticipates her two younger sisters' dango cravings. Life is sweet for the three sisters.

Showdown. Zeruel bullies some students who go running to Evanchou. The two meet after the latter chases Shinji down a hole and into Evanchou's training cave. Deflecting Zeruel's Steel Toilet Paper Arm of Death, Evanchou proceeds to give the Angel of Might a knockdown via twin balls of nose snot. Collateral damage is narrowly averted by some impressive tissue skills by Rei who admonishes the boys. Zeruel falls for Rei 1.

Pulled By The Cold. Rei 1 is feverish and Rei 2 decides to go to NERV high school in her place (what about her own school?) - her behaviour puzzles everyone and enormous appetite (which is shared by Nagato Yuki!) soon give her away. Rei 1 receives a huge delegation as a result.

Gosh, what kind of equations does Misato-sensei teach? What's the reciprocal of the square root of nose (nose snot minus turd squared)?

It Flew. Leliel consumes the entire cast, even supporting charas end up in its Sea of Dirac. Kaworu saves the day by pushing the button and the school's one eyed clock tower saves the day, returning everyone to normal.

No, I'm not going to blog about the Trap Asuka adverts. Mostly because everyone was so mean to him/her.

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1. Petit Eva ~ Evangelion@School 10-16
2. Petit Eva ~ Evangelion@School 1-9
3. Evangelion Iron Maiden 2nd Vol.2