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Petit Eva ~ Evangelion@School 10-16

Going to School. Rei's morning routine is surprisingly manic in a LOL sort of way. She goes to school but it isn't there but finally she presses the button that summons it out of the ground, unknowingly rescuing a bird crap encumbered Shinji along the way. So seriously weird shyte in these clips 10-24 were produced by XEBEC.

Friendship. Shinji falls down a hole and encounters Evanchou practising sparring in an underground cave. Gurren Lagaan homage digging chase ensues. Which ends, for both, underneath Asuka's skirt. They promptly pay the price but ah it was so worth it. Friendship, having borne common witness to panties, is a beautiful thing indeed.

Who? Shinji, Asuka, Rei and Evanchou head to school and studiously ignore Ghost. Who rescues the youngest Ayanami sister from a fate of having no cake and is revealed to be Kaworu. Oh good grief, Chibinami (as the aforementioned Rei is nicknamed) is so adorable. Whatever happened to the 'service' culture of giving a discount of JPY50? I guess the bakery shop bear wasn't a pedobear.

Picked Up. Sachiel is just minding his own business and having a merry delinquent rampage through Tokyo-3 when he's hit by a ball of Evanchou's nose snot. He proceeds to give Evanchou a right stomping but the tables are turned when Rei diagnoses the problem and Shinji, motivated by Asuka's lion's roar, connects his power cable. And Chibinami gets a plushie!

The Three Sisters. Rei is so wonderful that we need three of her. Shinji unzips generic teacher chara to reveal Misato. On the way home, Rei picks up a collapsed dirt-encrusted girl. Who turns out to be Rei. That is, Rei (2), the second sister and younger twin of Rei (1). They are the opposite of each other; Rei (1) is the silent chara we know from the original series while Rei (2) is the noisy, hyper and athletic chara from the bread universe of Ep 25. Rei (3) aka Chibinami is their youngest 4 year old sister, whose design is based on the version that got choked by Akagi Naoko.

The pedantic Eva fan in me says that, chronologically, Chibi Rei should be Rei (1), silent Rei should be Rei (2) and bread Rei should be Rei (3). Of course there's civil war in pedant fan street because one faction in my head argue for a number to be assigned to post-Armisael Rei too.

Ikari. Evanchou tries to teach Shinji some parlour tricks but the latter ends up having a ball of a time with Gendou And His Incredible Desk. Which changes markings (Principle in School, Father at Home). Or does he have different desks between work and home!? Yui uses Kikkoman! Gendou's sleeping arrangement hardly does his waifu justice but his dream was surprisingly touching.

Friend. Ghost Kaworu does a Haruhi. But in broad daylight. When I saw the meteorite, the strains of the OP of Muteki Kanban Musume just rang in my head. But that was easily defeated by Evanchou's nose snot before it could hit Ground Zero. Kaworu is not disappointed for long and has a new sparklely friend.

LOL at Rei's defensive anti-Misato-sensei-chalk skills.

Related posts:

1. Petit Eva ~ Evangelion@School 17-24
2. Petit Eva ~ Evangelion@School 1-9
3. Evangelion Iron Maiden 2nd Vol.1