Dear Haruhi – Re: Saki-nee (Hatsukoi Limited)

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Dear Haruhi – Re: Saki-nee (Hatsukoi Limited)

Dear Haruhi,

Thank you that in your infinite wisdom, you kept the 2D realm apart from the 3D. That the likes for 16 yr old Saki-nees are virtually unseen of, at least in the vicinity of tanuki activities, lest even the greatest of honourable tanukis will receive more stripes. Thank you also for blessing the hands of your priests at the 2D holy temple. For anointing them with a deep appreciation of the beauty you have wrought with your own hands and enabling them to scribe it flawlessly onto your universe.

I humbly seek your protection against the heretical Onee-sect who works to use your blessings for evil. That even though I may be enamoured with your goddess Saki-nee, that I would enjoy her beauty without straying from the illuminated path of Imoutos. Remove all Onee temptations from my wavering heart, I beseech you, lest The Zaku pierce my armour of Imouto-moe and deals me a deathblow that sends me to the Dark Side of Siscon.

Please send quickly your other prophet of Siscon, Koyoi, to bring back balance as we Imouto-ists teeter on the edge of apostasy given how our legitimate love for Saki-nee may take a darker hue due to the overwhelming intensity of her Onee-hotness. Oh forgive us how we often misuse your perfect gifts for abominable ends

And so we commit our failings into your hands and ask for ep 4 download to complete ASAP that we may be strengthened by a healthy dose of imouto siscon.

In She-who-puts-loli-in-bags we trust,

Stripey

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Sixten
May 16th, 2009 - 13:45

Stripey, you need an emergency prescription of light-haired little sister. This should help suppress your dark side emotions until Koyoi gets the spotlight and makes you forget all about Misaki.

(Between First Love Limited and Hayate the Combat Butler 2nd Season, J.C.Staff is doing pretty well this season don’t you think?)

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Zyl
May 16th, 2009 - 16:39

SO- CUTE

p.s. why is the post category Mai HiME?

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anonymous_function
May 16th, 2009 - 17:05

While self deprecating humor is humorous the sex-negative attitude is getting grating, just enjoy what you like, nobody is judging you bad except for you.

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Stripey
May 16th, 2009 - 21:16

Sixten: I’m been getting a good dose of light hair bishoujos (LHB) from Felli of Chrome shelled Regios although she despises her onii-chan. Haven’t seen HnG2 but been seeing much Hinagiku caps over my bro’s lair. Maybe it’s time to pick up HnG again XD

Kabitzin: Took 2…. am allowed only 1 call now. help inform my lawyer too?

Zyl: Thanks for the highlight! Removed.

anonymous_function: heh heh you read too much. No negative sex thingy here. Anyway it’s all in good fun. I’m moving on to ep 4 already.

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Vexx
May 16th, 2009 - 22:59

yeah, whatever one thinks of the plot in Hatsukoi (or plots)… the heart-stopping moments like the one you picture are worth the time.

Its not even sex… its like “seeing the goddess” and it just stuns you dead.

And there are 3d moments like that…. and returning to college to pick up some more marketable skills requires me to experience those moments several times a week. o.O
I’m not complaining — but it might kill me before I finish my certifications.

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Stripey
May 19th, 2009 - 06:41

returning to college to pick up some more marketable skills requires me to experience those moments several times a week. o.O

Now I know why my wife is sooo against me going back to school XD

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0rion
May 24th, 2009 - 20:13

“Take two and call me in the morning.”

o_O;

………

;?_?

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Nazarielle
May 25th, 2009 - 00:00

Saki-nee is indeed awesome, but nothing beats Koyoi. Imouto brocon? Just wow…

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Stripey
May 25th, 2009 - 00:04

0rion: I’ve 2 imoutos to go with that… XD

Nazarielle: Koyoi is a close 2nd. I’ve seen ep 4 and the divine Saki-nee has dropped a few notches for it given the pretty lame basis of love. She’s still top but not if Koyoi would go on brocon limit-break soon. XD

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Kabitzin
May 16th, 2009 - 15:09

Stripey, you need an emergency prescription of light-haired little sister.

Take two and call me in the morning.

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Kherubim
May 20th, 2009 - 06:14

Yessss….. Episode 4 will show where your allegiances really lie…

Lollipops….

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Stripey
May 25th, 2009 - 00:06

Gah! My goddess and her unfathomable ways!?! No wonder they say women’s hearts like the autumn sky. XD

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