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Ten bishoujos I don’t want to be trapped in a gym shed with

Dark Stripey would probably have another title for this post but for the fiercely chivalrous/honourable tanuki race, getting trapped in a gym shed with the hottest girls in animedom (in a bloomer no less) could still pose a moral dilemma. (Hey we're still only animals mammals!) Of course some 2D beauties could punch through our knightly facade code of conduct a lot easier than others. Yes, this is a long overdue post in tribute to my favourite episode in Clannad.

Here's 10 bishoujos (complete with 'come-on' vibes) that even the staunchest tanuki wouldn't want to be found in potentially compromising situations with.

Fuyabashi Fujibayashi Kyou (Clannad)

"Itatakimasu!" Would probably be what Dark Stripey be saying. I hope replaying some of the scariest movies in "The Ring" would take my mind off the fabulous thigh buffet spread before me.

Sawachika Eri (School Rumble)

Dark Stripey blames hentai manga and the no. of blonde twin tailed tsunderes featured in that 'genre' for his severe weakness to Eri. I'll try to dwell on the hateful reset endings in both the School rumble seasons.

Yuasa Hiromi (True Tears)

Leg splits comes to mind for Dark Stripey. I think I'll have a in-depth discussion with her on how a left-handed basketballer can exploit the game.

Shirakawa Nanaka (Da Capo II)

Dark Stripey wonders if Hatsunejima is too small a place for stealthy two-timing. I'd be wondering how to break up with Nanaka's best friend.

Miyabe Momoji (Wagaya no oinarisama)

Dark Stripey wonders how to turn and tame this beast of passion. Stripey wonders if little furry animals make good wolf snacks.

Ogata Rina (White album)

Dark Stripey contemplates on a harem end. Stripey reminds himself of the School days finale.

Edomae Luna (Seto no Hanayome)

Dark Stripey wonders if she can fit into her papa's sailormoon seifuku. Stripey knows he'll be wrapped in a sushi roll soon.

Sumeragi Kaguya (Code Geass)

Dark Stripey would have preferred if the age of consent was lowered in Singapore. I would have preferred in the tanuki gods didn't test me this severely.

Zange-chan (Kannagi)

"Bondage?" *Stripey smacks the stripes out of Dark Stripey* He's long overdue for confession.

Henrietta (Zero no Tsukaima)

Dark Stripey wonders about the unicorn legend. Stripey thinks he can't be unfaithful to... Siesta? Louise? Oh oops, I mean waifu chan.

Wow that mental exercise was good. Now I have my mind prepared, I can face confinement in gym-shed with any 2D bishoujos - subjected to waifu approval of course.

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