Finessing the Shizu-sama Doctrine

Theological finessing of doctrine is important. It's been said that: 'Theology is a device for helping agnostics to stay within the Church of England.' Likewise for anime doctrines.
Evirus' definition of the Ayako Doctrine has the virtue of being simple and clear:
Any anime featuring Kawasumi Ayako should be watched.
But, like any prudent person, he also introduced a few qualifications.
Note that the Ayako Doctrine does not claim every anime featuring Ayako Kawasumi will be good, nor does it dictate that these anime must be watched to completion. The Ayako Doctrine merely compels the viewer’s consideration, reasoning that her presence can only be positive.
This certainly applies to the Shizu-sama Doctrine too. Certainly not every anime with Shizuka Itou will be good. In some cases, like this season's Index, she has only really had a decent number of lines in two episodes (5-6?); the frequency of her presence in Index was somewhat like Wirhelmina's in the first Shana season de arimasu. Certainly 'her presence can only be positive' but sometimes it can't compensate for a high number of negatives. But, at times, it can give buy a series just enough time for a viewer like myself to latch onto something else and, thus, continue to watch the series.
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December 20th, 2008 - 11:08
That would make Sky Girls a meeting point of the Ayako and Shizuka doctrines, right?
December 20th, 2008 - 11:57
So… Hina-chan really WAS #1 in all the popularity rankings, even before the anime.
December 23rd, 2008 - 10:33
Sky Girls = double doctrines (maybe double the reason to watch it?). :3
If the Index Anime is planning on adapting Volume 4 of the light novels, then we might just see Kaori again.
December 28th, 2008 - 15:32
Chapters 111-114 of Hayate the Combat Butler are translated… with more Maria in normal clothing… and Hina going to Izu. HINA-CHAN!
December 29th, 2008 - 20:32
Hahaaaa ^_^
I’ll continue to uphold the Shizu-sama doctrine for sure. Every anime will at least get 1-2 eps
And yay for Hina. We need more!
December 29th, 2008 - 22:31
Maria studying Hinagiku’s chest and commenting on the size? Priceless. This needs to be in S2. Oh, and the OVA is due soon.
December 31st, 2008 - 18:48
The Ayako Doctrine was realized in me without the aid of any external guidance. It is not a virtue but a factual way of life!
December 31st, 2008 - 18:48
Thanks, Haess. I had read those popularity rankings in the raw – great buildup. Completely agree that the Maria examination of Hina hinnui scene needs to be animated – the rich possibilities of Tanaka Rie and Shizu-sama exchange are just too good to be missed!