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29Apr/0817

The lure of light-haired lolis – A lascivious lolicious list

I know it's blasphemous to exclude Nadesico's Ruri (who is believed to be the mother of all light haired lolis) from this list but my overflowing love for Anzu compels me. (Yes, I fully enjoyed DCIISS ep 02.)

Light haired lolis (LHLs) have a special place in my heart. If an anime character is light haired (and by that I means shades of grey, white to light blue) and lolicious, chances are she'd one of my favourite characters in the show. (The irritating Ibuki from Happiness is an extreme exception.) Light haired lolis exude an off-worldly charm. Where the archetype used to be confined to the Rei-esque (Evangelion) personality, this delicious character template has advanced to all planes of loliciousness. Now we have mature but tragic LHLs, non-human LHLs, moelicious LHLs and even a psychopathic LHL.

Without further ado, here's presenting my favourite 15 LHLs in no particular order of love.

Rudiger Beatrix, Emelenzia (Megadere) - One of the 2 reasons to watch the series. Siscon is the other.

Asukuuru (Kiddy Grade 2) - 2 mins of preview; 2 years of love and still going strong.

Gretel (Black Lagoon) - One of my greatest anime dreams - A picnic with Gretel.

Ilya (Fate/Stay night) - I'll be her Berserker anytime!

Tsukishiro Alice (DCSS) - Need an Alice OVA!

Kirihara Kiraha (Kagihime) - She is not only an esteeemed LHL, she epitomises siscon.

Anju Maaka (Karin) - In my top 10 imouto list.

Sugintou (Rozen Maiden) - I love junk!

Primula (SHUFFLE!) - Section 376.... section 376... section 376....

Kazahana Mashiro (Mai HiME) - She's on all my lists, ain't she?

Yukimura Anzu (Da Capo II) - The inspiration of this entry!

Shirogane Sara/Soujou (Futakoi Alternative) - If my wife girls were as enlightened as them...

Mochida Hinako (Myself; yourself) - Once loli, always loli.

Hinoto (X TV) - Moeliciously blind and lolicious. Loved the way she says "ware ware wa.."

Yin (Darker than Black) - Moeliciously blind and lolicious 2! Loved the way erm she's silent.

I'm sure I missed out someone but this old tanuki brain falters. Looking forward to Code Geass R2's Chinese Federation LHL to join their ranks.

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  2. Ten lolicious anime girls
  3. Ten anime lolis I would have married

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  1. It’s interesting how long white hair on loli girls usually indicates the character is cute, often sickly, and possibly emotionally stunted, but on dudes it means EVIL (but usually slick and bishie).

  2. Gretel (Black Lagoon) – One of my greatest anime dreams – A picnic with Gretel.

    you sure it wasn’t hansel disguise as gretal?

    Sugintou (Rozen Maiden) – I love junk!

    love Gin but hse is not a loli

    same to Yin

    I know it

  3. No Ruri = full of fail and lose.

    SD2 Butterfly Bombs will be dropped at strategic locations along all avenues of approach to your home. Once your legs are blown off you too will be loli you disrespectful tanuki. This will be but the beginning of you punishment for arbitrarily excluding Ruri-sama. An Aestevalis squadron will be there shortly to break all of your anime DVDs and confiscate all of your figures. Yes you will have to watch. Such will be the price for your refusal to make it a list of 16.

    As for your life well we shall let Nauzron decide your fate…

  4. So you have that fetish too eh……

  5. So tempted to write, “That’s not a woman! It’s a man, baby!”

    As for Nauzaron, I suggest the Fubuki-from-Kamen-no-Maid-Guy or Higurashi route: bloody, nail-filled bat discipline. Maybe delivered by killer lolis…. which includes Satoko. “Gomennasaigomennasaigomennasai!”

  6. Gretel (Black Lagoon) – One of my greatest anime dreams – A picnic with Gretel.

    That bullet hole in her head suit her so well too!

    Kazahana Mashiro (Mai HiME) – She

  7. Stripey, I know this is random, but since you buy Taiwan DVDs, I wanted to ask where I can buy Taiwan R3 DVDs. I know JSDVD and Yesasia have them, but yesasia, I can’t find the product I want, and JSDVD’s pricing (16% sale) doesn’t seem too great. (unless Taiwanese Dvds don’t go on sale too often like R2) Where do you order yours? Or do you just buy them from local shops?

  8. eh you didn’t mention Tougi Shiro eventho you use her image :O

    The yukata girl in the image is Tougi Shiro from Fortune Arterial, one of my favorite LHL too :D

  9. The tanuki is faltering? Never! The tanuki never sleeps, he waits.

  10. You should watch Kamisama Kazoku for Meme…I think that counts.

  11. “Zefiris pouts in the corner from the lack of attention. Natalie suggests killing the insolent.”

    Natch.

  12. Gretel (Black Lagoon) – One of my greatest anime dreams – A picnic with Gretel.

    As someone pointed out before, are you sure its not her twin
    brother? And even in the case its not him that picnic is one scary idea. If she would get bored you could be full of lead in a matter of seconds.

    Yin (Darker than Black) – Moeliciously blind and lolicious 2! Loved the way erm she

  13. Kabitzin: Hmmm yeah we need that light haired villain/bishie list indeed. Tessa’s brother in FMP comes to mind immediately. Probably not HnTd though XD

    Xellos-_^: Maybe i’ll get bring both Hansel and gretel just to be sure XD

    Crusader: I knew I shouldn’t have bought that life insurance. Now wifey has another reason to kill me XD

    Kaioshin Sama: heh can’t anyone with testosterone resist? XD

    Ryan A: quoted for truth. :)

    Haesslich: I’m still useful around the house so the bat-nail combi wouldn’t happen… YET XD

    Zyl: LOL! I know LHL stood for something else XD

    muhootsaver: I actually get them from a local shop. Waltz in, browse and buy. :P I just got Taiwanese Nanoha As R3s today! YAY!

    ron~: Not to mention Shiro chan goes “onii-chan!” :)

    The Sojourner: Haha! Thanks for your faith. I should remain vigilant for more noteworthy lolis XD

    totali: Noted! Thanks for the highlight! :)

    Skane: Zefy made my draft but I realised she was light-haired although she fits the archetype to a T :)

    Kain: Heh, there are many definitions of loli. Some focus on the physical attributes, some age and others. I take a more liberal definition to make sure no lolis are left out :P

  14. wwww. Ilya is just one of those annoying but cute characters, ey?

  15. Lolicious girls who go “onii-chan” just hits that moe button :P

  16. I enjoyed watching Hinako in MSYS, too bad she hadn’t got much character development that I had expected. And yah, LHLs really hit the moe spot.


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