hontou ni Stripey Insists Sisters Cry Oniichan Now

1. 

   IKnight
   April 20th, 2008 - 13:07

   So in a kind of reverse-psychology attack on providence, should one put up posters of fully-clothed, ugly men?

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2. 

   issa-sa
   April 20th, 2008 - 13:22

   Then the swimsuit babes will come… They just won’t stay

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3. 

   Watchman
   April 20th, 2008 - 13:30

   They’ll probably also give you funny looks on the way out.
   ▼ Show

   And why am I suddenly reminded of Ohno in Genshiken ?

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4. 

   Impz
   April 20th, 2008 - 13:33

   I lol-ed so hard. Go check the news entry about the damn smart ass mouse experiment. I nearly died laughing. \o/

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5. 

   Watchman
   April 20th, 2008 - 13:36

   The Onion is Teh Funny. ^.^b

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6. 

   KNG
   April 20th, 2008 - 14:03

   posters of half naked women wont draw any females, unless they are lesbian. you need pictures of muscular half naked men. the only side effect would be turning the dorm residents gay.

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7. 

   Rift
   April 20th, 2008 - 14:08

   Pffft, you guys just aren’t doing it right.

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8. 

   Zyl
   April 20th, 2008 - 14:08

   I think KNG has just pointed out the possible problem in IKnight’s brilliant plan… maybe it’s time to invest in dakimakura…

   Some of these Onion articles are really LOL evergreen!

   And this is probably a first for me… a post with a title longer than the post itself… All hail statistical manipulation to bring down the tl;dr average!

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9. 

   W4
   April 20th, 2008 - 14:10

   Maybe you have to shout” Choryujin!” to activate the female-luring trigger?

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10. 

    Stripey
    April 20th, 2008 - 14:31

    I’m under the impression that few RL babes can rival 2D perfection. They could possibly be frightened off by our impossible standards on seeing such posters? XD

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11. 

    Zyl
    April 20th, 2008 - 17:18

    W4, gao~~

    Stripey, bro, you speaking from experience? :3

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12. 

    CCY
    April 20th, 2008 - 19:58

    I would think the goal would be to bring a real anime girl to bedroom, but I digress from the awesomeness of The Onion references. XD

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13. 

    Kabitzin
    April 20th, 2008 - 22:14

    Are you sure the door was unlocked? Otherwise, this just doesn’t make any sense.

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14. 

    TheBigN
    April 21st, 2008 - 17:04

    As Watchman said, the Onion is genius. Read it more.

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