Trapped by the Kurogane Doctrine
Jun is the main reason why I am still watching Happiness! Haruhi bores me to tears while the Ilya clone is irritating. Anri and Koyuki are cute but don't have enough series differentation power. No wonder Happiness! is regarded as one of the two trap shows of this season even though the trap here is only a supporting character; Mizuho in Otoboku, on the other hand, is the lead character and the dramatic irony of his trap status being a major plot point.
I dearly want to have a Jun-centric episode that hopefully explains his backstory. I also deeply appreciate the heroic Jun screencapping by Atashi (who, btw, is a girl). The Kurogane Doctrine is a witty slogan adopted by those of us who are experiencing a crisis of sexual identity due to Jun fanboyism; the doctrine itself, however, is a trap of its own.
Because after the application of the doctrine is the metaphorical morning after. There is nowhere to left hide; realization slowly dawns like the sun illuminating topographical truths. Practising what has been preached cannot be undone. There's the occasional straw (e.g. in Ep 6) to convince oneself that there is no bulge.
Then comes the brick through the window. Make that several NSFW extra creamy bricks from the fandisc while trawling danbooru. There can only be one conclusion.
The trap works: Would Jun be so interesting if she wasn't a he? (Oh well, no sense in wasting a perfectly good hard-on.)
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November 18th, 2006 - 00:12
I still hold out hope for Haruhi since I adore her hair cut. Jun does make Happiness enjoyable though his modus operandi is deliciously evil, well thought out, and bloody brilliant. Jun is the man able to weasel his way out of menial labor, leading boys by the crotch, and giving women a run for their money, and with an air of finesse to boot. Still it begs the question was Jun always a trap or did the technique require perfecting, or was he always dressed as a girl? In the case of the latter how excatly was he found out? On second thought somethings are better left unknown…
Since Jun is a guy thus limiting possible…”angles” and it appears that in the hentai game you can take that route how many h-gamers actually gave Jun the courtesy of reach around?
November 18th, 2006 - 02:51
The original game had no Jun h-scenes. It was in the Happiness! Relax 2nd game, which appears to be a major game with only HCGs (powerpacked) that Jun gets her/his own.
But seriously Ibuki is fucking up the show. The two eps centering on her are quite bad compared to the Haruhi-centric scenes. Does anyone notice that Haruhi and Yuuma may be the main charas, but they do nothing except make passing commentary, much like a sports commentator afraid to piss off his friends on the field? I’m still waiting for Yuuma to turn out to be some godly mage.
November 18th, 2006 - 04:20
>>Because after the application of the doctrine is the metaphorical morning after.
I’ve transcended beyond that. I am now spritually bisexual, so I don’t care about the wang anymore. I’ll just need to find someone as beautiful as Jun or Mizuho in real life to become physically bisexual too, but I think it won’t happen.
Besides, love isn’t only just about the s3x, desho desho?
November 18th, 2006 - 07:07
Actually… Those are cgs for another girl — I believe it’s Sumomo — that were edited so that they’d look like Jun.
Jun never was an allowable conquest in the game. ^^
November 18th, 2006 - 09:46
Have fapped now worried? XD
November 18th, 2006 - 10:07
It’s really too bad ’she’ is a man.. While ’she’ is really a man, she really looks good in girls clothes.. If ’she’ were a real she, I’d loved her very much.. But since ’she’ is a he, then i’ll just have a good laugh at it.. XD
November 18th, 2006 - 14:18
I dunno… my life experiences have taught me that it’s better to think before you fap.
November 18th, 2006 - 22:12
As we have been taught by Taoism, to have balance in life one must achieve equal parts win, and equal parts wang.
>_>