Stripey Joins PPP « hontou ni

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Stripey Joins PPP

cf. Section 376 of the Singapore Penal Code (Cap 224)

Dear Stripey,

I am writing to inform you that, after much deliberation, the Ai Ai Asa (AAA) will not be renewing your membership.

In the past, you had shown leanings towards Kaedeism, particularly with your praise of her Morning Calls and Psycho Jealousy but were admitted into the AAA on account of your expressed desire to do so.

However you have since repeatedly raised Primula above Asa in your SHUFFLE! hierarchy as evidenced by your discussions of top 10 anime imouto-sans, chosen Primula BGM as a favourite anime OST tune, demanded for a Primula OVA, raved about her in the context of your favourite genre of siscon and the last straw, your heretical speculation that Primula will triumph over Kaede and even Asa eventually. The latter point was also verbally made to Interrogator Zyl over bah chor mee at Tai Hwa. He speculates that probable causes are your disillusion with Asa's initial refusal to use magic but, more importantly, your inability to resist the combined siren song of loli-meido-siscon.

As we believe that there shall be no compulsion in anime fandom (Al Anime, 2:256), we wish you all the best in your future endeavours outside the AAA and enclose a motivational poster for your retention.

Best regards,
AAA Membership Services
for General Committee, AAA

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Tsubaki
October 2nd, 2006 - 16:32

YES! WELCOME TO PPP!

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tj han
October 2nd, 2006 - 18:00

LOLOLOL. All these posters are killing me. In a good way.

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Stripey
October 2nd, 2006 - 18:37

LOL! Thanks bro! The post made my day. I be hanging it at my office you can be sure! XD

I also feel inspired to write a “The eventual triumph of Primula” post.

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Crusader
October 2nd, 2006 - 19:28

There are no quiters of Ai Ai Asa, only traitors…

Mr. Zyl is there going to be an index of your most useful motivational posters?

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Zyl
October 3rd, 2006 - 08:26

Glad u’re enjoying the posters. Might create a category for them if I make any more.

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crimson
October 3rd, 2006 - 18:38

“keep your girlies away from stripey!” is the message i see from the poster, lol.

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DrmChsr0
October 4th, 2006 - 04:57

Dude… … … …

I thought no one leaves the AAA alive?

*gets out his arsenal of weapons that shouldn’t exist but should.

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impz
October 4th, 2006 - 07:36

….no love for asa??? OH GOD, I CAN THINK OF 3 REASONS AT LEAST WHY ASA IS BETTER THAN PRIMULA BY ONE MILLION TIMES….

1. Asa can cook

2. Asa is hot

3. Asa is green haired.

YAY >_>;;; forgive my incoherence =.=

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Skane
October 4th, 2006 - 10:17

Well… I’m rewatching Shuffle now. Enough time has passed for me to do so, and it has been fun to observe all the clues and foreshadowing that the producers inserted into the early episodes.

Especially the Kaede ones. They make me go, “Ohhhh…”

To give one example, in episode 06, when the girls were flaunting lingerie in front of Rin, Kaede was scrunching a piece of clothing with her hand. Frustrated jealousy much? Ehehehehe…

Cheers.

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W4
October 5th, 2006 - 03:00

I have a question for Grand Poobah Zyl of the AAA.

I sometimes find myself gazing longingly at other green-haired anime and video game females. Is this false Asa-worship enough of a sin that someone else could eject me from the AAA, or will I be let off with a less serious punishment like…

…wait a minute… I don’t like punishment…

[long pause]

…did I say “I?” Er… I mean, “My masochistic cousin Wally!” Yeah, that’s the ticket…

[whistles nervously]

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Zyl
October 5th, 2006 - 09:42

Grand Poopah, LOL!

“There shall be no compulsion in anime fandom.” I believe the fans should be free to come and go – even if they want to be loli-siscon fiends.

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