posters of half naked women wont draw any females, unless they are lesbian. you need pictures of muscular half naked men. the only side effect would be turning the dorm residents gay.
I think KNG has just pointed out the possible problem in IKnight’s brilliant plan… maybe it’s time to invest in dakimakura…
Some of these Onion articles are really LOL evergreen!
And this is probably a first for me… a post with a title longer than the post itself… All hail statistical manipulation to bring down the tl;dr average!
I’m under the impression that few RL babes can rival 2D perfection. They could possibly be frightened off by our impossible standards on seeing such posters? XD
So in a kind of reverse-psychology attack on providence, should one put up posters of fully-clothed, ugly men?
Then the swimsuit babes will come… They just won’t stay :P
They’ll probably also give you funny looks on the way out. :P
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I lol-ed so hard. Go check the news entry about the damn smart ass mouse experiment. I nearly died laughing. \o/
The Onion is Teh Funny. ^.^b
posters of half naked women wont draw any females, unless they are lesbian. you need pictures of muscular half naked men. the only side effect would be turning the dorm residents gay.
Pffft, you guys just aren’t doing it right.
I think KNG has just pointed out the possible problem in IKnight’s brilliant plan… maybe it’s time to invest in dakimakura…
Some of these Onion articles are really LOL evergreen!
And this is probably a first for me… a post with a title longer than the post itself… All hail statistical manipulation to bring down the tl;dr average!
Maybe you have to shout” Choryujin!” to activate the female-luring trigger?
I’m under the impression that few RL babes can rival 2D perfection. They could possibly be frightened off by our impossible standards on seeing such posters? XD
W4, gao~~
Stripey, bro, you speaking from experience? :3
I would think the goal would be to bring a real anime girl to bedroom, but I digress from the awesomeness of The Onion references. XD
Are you sure the door was unlocked? Otherwise, this just doesn’t make any sense.
As Watchman said, the Onion is genius. Read it more.