And the first rule of C&H is that we do NOT talk about the spaghetti incident. Whatever GnR might sing. ;)

‘It’s amazing that Yuuji hasn’t throttled Dan out of jealousy.’

Then again, Dan the Man has a most formidable deterrent protecting his person - the inevitable fury of Darth Miya. No sane man who knows better willingly brings that down on his head… :|

To paraphrase the immortal words of Calvin & Hobbes, “do you think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey’s head?”