hontou ni sou omou?

Unspoken thoughts of genius elite mage, Main Office Interdimensional Navy Enforcer and SaiLoli 2007 runner-up, Fate T. Harlaown, as surreptitiously recorded and additional comments from her Intelligent Device, the Battle Axe of Light, Bardiche.

Yo.

Nanoha can be such a flirt and one of the ‘perks’ of being an instructor is that she gets a constant supply of ever-younger-relative-to-us fangirls and groupies. Sigh. The trainee she’s got her eye on today seems just a little bit more special. Hayate tells me that Nanoha saved her four years ago and I saved her elder sister; says I shouldn’t worry too much - then again, Hayate does have the largest harem of us all.

Translation for the linked comic:

(?): Communications Officer Finieno, is this your first time meeting Nanoha, Fate and Hayate?
Finieno: Yes… Suddenly saying this may be rude, given it’s our first time meeting…”

Finieno: Would you be willing to be my good older sisters please? I will offer up everything without reservation.

Nanoha: Finieno, yes? Actually this isn’t a difficult matter.
Nanoha: Just one small point to note.
Finieno: Yes?

Nanoha: That is, you have to survive… You have to be prepared for how at least three AAA class mages will be out to kill you.
Fate: You’ve got a lot of nerve to dare to hit on my Nanoha, little Fini?
Hayate: ? (arrow) Large number of members in her harem, especially two lolis [Vita and Reinforce Zwei] who have the strongest desire to monopolize Hayate’s love.

Raising Heart’s Master does like ‘em young. Fighto, Sir!

While she goes around breaking my heart, all is forgiven when she looks at me like that. Like I’m the only one in the universe who matters to her. With that beautiful smile, I just can’t muster up any anger. Hmmm… so you’re Subaru Nakajima, hummm? There must be some way to put some distance between you and Nanoha even if she picks you for her own harem squad.

Rank has its privileges.

And I thought that Hayate’s idea to ask for our help in setting up her Lost Logia retrieval unit was a brilliant idea; Nanoha and I could be able to spend more time together at work now! I missed her so much when we were posted to different units… I should have known that it was another opportunity for my dearest to engage in harem-building…

Replace with rotating outlines of sun, moon and star… Clever homage to one of the best magical girl shows EVAR, yes?

I like to imagine how Hayate is saying: “And now I pronounce you wife and wife. You may kiss the bride!” Would have been even better if she was in her barrier jacket, with that sailor-high priestess look and cross motifs. Church bells. Us standing up to our necks in flowers stretching everywhere. A big rainbow. Fighter jets fanning out in steep upward climbs centred on the church bell tower… [Congratulations to Erica! :) ]

‘You have the mad skillz but I’m going to fail you anyway on a technicality. Come and see me tonight for special revision of the Training Safety Regulations.’ I can’t believe how the trainees fall for that all the time. Not that any of them have ever complained about given how skilled Nanoha is in giving them ‘extra training’… They all melt like jelly when she delivers her heartfelt one-liners.

Like, ‘Say my name.’

My yuri radar is tingling! Teana Lanster is all tsundere with Subaru - she may just be the one to form the Stars squad barrier I need. She gets Subaru, I keep Nanoha. Her dream is to also become an Enforcer, another angle for me to work on… Heheh. Heheheh. Heheheheheh.

-_-;;

Although Nanoha’s injuries were more than four years ago, I still worry about her condition.

Worrying is Sir’s charm point.

And butt pinching is not just Teana’s monopoly. ^_-

Sir’s other car is a Nanoha Mobile.

Signum’s gone to pick up Caro. I hope Nanoha will understand that a little girl like her should be close to her biological-and-computer-program parents.

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Fighto, Sir! -_-;;