Daily Archive for March 20th, 2007

Codex Asahina

By the Grace of the God Emperor of Otakukind
and the Glory of the Golden Throne of Otaku

This post humbly presents a selected list of the Chapters of the Adeptus Asahina. These Chapters of the Space Moérines were part of the First Founding when the God Emperor herself walked among the air waves.

The basic gene-seed of all the Space Moérines can be said to be originate from that of the Imperial Boobs chapter founded when the God Emperor discovered the original prototype gene-seed specimen in the world of North High. Following the induction, numerous experiments were undertaken to enhance Moérine abilities; other Chapters often tease the Imperial Boobs for being ‘basic’ or ‘economy’ but the Boobies (as they are affectionately nicknamed) remain fiercely proud of the characteristics that attracted the attentions of the God Emperor and which are shared by each and every individual Space Moérine: the ability to travel back and forth in time, the oxymoron that is non-DFC loliciousness, a scaredy cat puppy dog demeanour that has caused entire worlds to submit to Imperial rule with a mere ‘ano~~’ and skirt pull. Recalcitrants who have refused Imperial rule have met the moé might of the Adeptus Asahina on the field only to find that themselves collapsing from massive nasal blood loss, their bones and innards liquefied or spontaneously combust from the sheer moé overload. The heraldry of the Imperial Boobs feature a thick blue stripe with a thin brown one on a field of white.

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