Then the King of Lolicons called the PPP secretly and found out from them the exact place the image had appeared. He sent them to Japan and said, ‘Go and make a careful search for the loli. As soon as you find her, report to me, so that I may go and worship her.’
After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the original illustration collection they had seen on the web went ahead of them until the search engines stopped over the place where the loli was. When they saw the collection, they were overjoyed. On coming to the place, they saw the loli as illustrated by Itou Noizi, and they orzed and worshipped her. Then they opened their treasures and presented her with gifts of camellia and of loli-meido-siscon uniform and of purr. Because a cat is fine too.
Apologies to Matthew (the Apostle rather than the animeblogger) and everyone else who gets annoyed by this perverse take on a motif of the festive season. OTL
I love the Internet! :)
“Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain:” - Isaiah 40:4
shit, where’s that siscon meido anime?? what is it!?
“The path of the Loli-con is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of social norms. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the cute and flat through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost lolis. And we will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our cats. And you will know our name is the Loli-Lovers-League when we lay our vengeance upon thee.” Book of Roriliciousness 25:17
Apologies to God, Ezekiel, and Samuel L. Jackson.
The loli is my fetish; I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down in loli dakimura, it leadeth me beside the lolitorrents.
It restoreth my member, it leadeth me in the path of lolicon for for it’s name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk down the shadow of the valley of boobs, I will fear no milfs, for thou art with me; thy loliart and loli hgames they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of thine enemies, thou blesseth thine computer with loliart, thine HDD runneth over
Surely delicious flat chest and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the loliGod for ever.
May God, the Jewish, the Vatican, Christians all over the world, and my conscience have pity on my soul.
Did they click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button?
You know, after abq’s quotation of Isaiah, I’ll never be able to listen to the Martin Luther King Jr ‘I have a dream’ speech the same every again too. Or Ezekiel (and Pulp Fiction). Or Psalm 23. orz
Kabitzin, the Three Wise Lolicons probably used the lolifox browser and clicked the ‘I’m Feeling Loli’ button. orz
I Lol’ed at the offering of tsubaki.