Then the King of Lolicons called the PPP secretly and found out from them the exact place the image had appeared. He sent them to Japan and said, ‘Go and make a careful search for the loli. As soon as you find her, report to me, so that I may go and worship her.’
After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the original illustration collection they had seen on the web went ahead of them until the search engines stopped over the place where the loli was. When they saw the collection, they were overjoyed. On coming to the place, they saw the loli as illustrated by Itou Noizi, and they orzed and worshipped her. Then they opened their treasures and presented her with gifts of camellia and of loli-meido-siscon uniform and of purr. Because a cat is fine too.
Apologies to Matthew (the Apostle rather than the animeblogger) and everyone else who gets annoyed by this perverse take on a motif of the festive season. OTL