Chinese-style wedding dinners can be such a drag. Hordes of very distant relatives and colleagues you don’t even know, same old routine, same old menu, same old venue types, same old red packet tax. However otaku could do have friends-only wedding bashes in real anime style: Kiss the earring and have a Meister Otome ring ceremony? There’ll even be a huge world changing organ with the song, player and protector to play the march-in! Instead of that white wedding dress, how about a meidofuku? The bride can even say: “Kore wa watashi no anata!?” Unless of course said bride is marrying her brother, then it’s “Nii-san.” For the right price, Hontou ni Kekkon desu Wedding Planners will arrange it to your fanboy specifications!
“Do you take this man to be your Most Precious Person in good times and in bad, in spin-offs and in sequels, to love, honor and cherish until death or the defeat of your Child do you part?”
“Hai~!”
“Then by the power invested in me by Oharuhi-sama I declare you HiME and sacrificial lamb.”
LOL
Hilarious as usual.
Ah crap. I demand a copy of that script if it has something extremely hilarious, like Stripey’s siscon.
Heck, throw in his ’supposed’ love for armpits too. Let’s go the whole nine yards and throw in baby pictures too!
So Stripey’s getting married? Or is he married.
I hate Chinese wedding dinners. Not just the old hags and pesky drunks, but mainly because of the food. Sharks’ fin etc is something that goes against my (and Horo Horo’s) dietary ethics yet the babas just go on and on about how its expensive and I’m wasting it.
They are sooo not getting the invite to my snow wedding on a remote 5 star Scandinavian ski resort.
I love the whole wedding ceremony especially when the bride and groom brining in their old mates for college. You also find out how big your family really is since I ran into one of the LTJGs of the unit at two of them, awkward…
Surely Zyl is going to post his first draft and allow us to edit it, right? ;)
Are we invited?
i foresee one of Nauzron’s lines over the mic to be:
“onii-chan~…”
I hope Stripey plans on posting pics of that special day. Naurzon must really love the bloke. Nii-san would be a declaration of how much she lves him, to the point of over looking his sis-con. Now if she added goshujin-sama I demand a recording. :P
Perhaps this veritable gathering will be posted in streaming video. So when Zyl gets hitched will we see the bride in a loverly pinks skirt and ZAFT jacket?
Bro, I have already signed you up as the next Watanagashi participant. Early bird package so they threw in a pack of nails as bonus… I’m SOOOO longing forward to your return come Jul…. *emo facial contortions*
tj_han86: Sure! you are invited to the electronic version when I celebrate it on my blog. :)
Crusader: goshujin-sama?! 0_o I be kneeling on durians before the night is over.. :P
Strirpy, so the Kaede clone is finally dragging in front of the sacrifical altar…err i mean marriage altar?
btw, where and when is the sacrifical cermony…. I mean marriage ceramony? Is eveyone invited? Can we come dress in drag :D
I think Stripey already knows that his fiance is also his master.
One Ring to rule him, One Ring to find him, One Ring to bring him and in the darkness bind him.
Three Rings for the Blogging-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Figurine-lords in their halls of fake stone,
Nine for Mortal Commentors doomed to die,
One for the Dark Queen on her dark throne
In the Land of Marriage where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule Him, One Ring to find Him,
One Ring to bring him to the altar and in the darkness bind him
In the Land of Marriage where the Shadows lie
As powerful as you are Lord Zyl of Minas Luna Mare we all know the dark Queen Naurzon of Baradur whose gaze pierces earth, cloud, shadow, and flesh (Stripey will love her and despair) will be the one running Stripey’s blog.
Considering his last comment Stripey is going to be her love slave (its so dirty I have to clean off my works station. :P It is great he plans on sharing this momentous occasion with the rest of us. So are you going to make Stripe the best man for your special day? ;)