“The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.” (Robert Burns) “No plans survive first contact with the enemy.” (Old military adage) “Everything is very simple in War, but the simplest thing is difficult. These difficulties accumulate and produce a friction which no man can imagine exactly who has not seen War…” (Clausewitz) And so, from its early roots, the evil plan comes to fruition subject, of course, to the legislation of Messers Murphy and Unintended Consequences.
“Paiseh” in the third message of the second panel is Singaporean slang, deriving from the Hokkien (Fujianese Minnan) dialect to denote embarrassment. Final line is a quote from GITS: SAC ▼ Show
What have I done? I have unleashed a monster… LOL
As to what horrors could possibly have been communicated via that second SMS. Here’s one hypothetical possibility. Use your imagination and share in the horror. The horror. Then again, the Striped One could have simply made the whole thing up and “accidentally” send it to the wrong/right receipent to deliberately traumatize his attempted tormenter, thus brilliantly turning the tables on the evil plan. Assuming that you believe any of this exists outside of my warped mind. *cue Twilight Zone theme*
You should have bought some yaoi manga to go along with the omiyage, Foo!
Stripey Strikes back!
Good Grief you bathe near an open window? Poor Girl…
“A Good plan violently executed today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.” - Patton
You might have guessed from these so-called comics that there’s nothin’ I like better than making people gouge their own eyeballs out. *evil laughter*
ono, i see a killer loli outside the window
Unlimited Meido Works? Dear God in Heaven, what have you DONE? :D
You should’ve at least taken a general guess to see if the outfit would suit him, or gotten him the Kohaku/Hisui set so he and Naurazon could’ve been a matched pair, and gotten some depilatory cream and yaoi manga as a bonus….
Aren’t meidofuku a bit too expensive to use as a joke?
Not if the target’s meidocon is strong enough and the targetter is evil enough. ^_-