“For KyoAni loved otaku that they animated the one and only Haruhi, that whoever believes in Her shall not perish but have eternal fun. For KyoAni did not remake Kanon to condemn Haruhi, but to make oodles of money through them both. Whoever believes in Haruhi shall not be condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya.”
A Mikuru Twirly Finger on all the kafirs!