hontou ni sou omou?

Mr. Garrison: Now children, I want each of you to bring in one can of food. And later, the [guy with the top hat] will divide it up amongst [Binchou-tan] and other poor people.
Cartman: I’m not bringin’ in food for poor people! Screw them!
Wendy: Don’t you want to help those who are less fortunate?!
Cartman: Hey you guys, do you hear something? I, I think I hear the flower children calling.
Wendy: This is the one time of year you’re supposed to care about people who can’t eat!
Cartman: Isn’t it enough that I pay taxes?!? What about the poor houses that, that I pay for?!?
Wendy: Many would rather die than go to those places!
Cartman: Well then, perhaps they should, and decrease the surplus population!
Mr. Garrison: Ok kids, that’s enough Dickens for one day.

Cartman: “No, Starvin’ Marvin, that’s Kenny’s creamed corn. No, Starvin Marvin! That’s a bad Starvin Marvin!”

Marvin: “Yah I want the cheesie poof!”
Liane: “Okay.”
Marvin: “Sweet.”

Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for [Binchou-tan] because for [her], $6.99 is two year’s income. Why is your family poor Starvin’ Marvin? Is your dad an alcoholic too?

Kenny’s father: Lord, on this day of thanks we would like to extend our DEEPEST gratitude for this INCREDIBLE BOUNTY of green beans you have bestowed upon us. And though you for some reason found it necessary to take our son from us, and though you for some reason find pleasure in watching us suffer… Still, we give thanks… Amen.
Family: Amen.
(The family sits there for a long time.)
Kenny’s mother: … does anyone have a can opener?
(Silence.)
Kenny’s father: Goddammit.