Oaths Translated

Chigusa: Shaaaana-chan, a kiss between the lips is like a solemn oath.

[Trs: I can help you practise so that you can surprise Yuuji! - after reading Jason's post, I just can't get Chigusa's Shizuru :3 aura out of my head! Chigusa x Shana in this vein might be fun though. Mweheheh.]

Shana: Tiriel, Sorath, what you are doing is wrong.

[Trs: Xia Yu Fan x Xia Yu Lan Twincest pwns Tiriel x Sorath twincest.]

Sergey: Nagi told me to find the real princess and make her our pawn. Seduce her if I have to.

[Trs: Well, whaddaya know, it doesn't actually contravene the primary legislation on this - though I'm sure under 16 is still illegal somewhere in the regs but since I'm doing it for national security, I get off scott free. But the problem is... I am really a lolicon.

Whenever the whole Nina-Arika-Sergey love triangle thing comes up, I just close my eyes, stick my fingers in my ears and sing "~If I ignore it, maybe it will go away!~" -_-;; The only good side-effect to this is that it makes a Nina x Ers-chan pairing all the more desirable!]

Nina Wong, you’ll rue the day you didn’t accept Ers-chan’s hints and advances! Hmmm… now that I think about it, the above scene was played like Nina’s flashback but given Nina was unconscious, I’m guessing it’s more likely to be a product of Nina’s imagination thus the highly unorthodox CPR method and Nina’s subsequent blush and sulk - so she does know about Ers-chan’s hots for her after all. Ungrateful wench. :P

Hazumu, Yasuna, Tomari: …!!!

[Trs: Hazumu, you can choose one and still keep the other. Like a certain Mr Rin Tsuchimi... ]

Rin: Asa-senpai, I choose you!

[Trs: ... as the head wife. I will still have my Psycho Childhood Friend concubine, my MPD Goddess concubine, my Survivor Guilt Syndrome Demon Concubine and my loli concubine. And maybe also your ditzy blonde best friend who really has the mad yuri hots for you but is only able to express it by wanting a polygamous marrriage with you and me. Oh and since I want you and all my lovelies to get along, loving each other is good too.]

Yamato: Please date with me!
[Trs: I am a dumb fcuk for preferring you over Honoka-chan!]
Suzuka: *slapslapslapslapslap* I hate you!
[Trs: Ok! We're obviously meant for each other!]

And finally, Zyl’s Wish List for Oaths:

  • Rin x Saber: She is my… master. Purrrr.
  • Natsuki x Shizuru: Wan! Dhuran dosuPera pera pera pera
  • Hazumu x Tomari: You shouldn’t do that, Hazumu, cuz we’re both girls. But if it’s you, it’s ok.

And of course….


Saya x Kaori: Bite me!


3 Responses to “Oaths Translated”


  1. 1 Nunka

    >> [Trs: Xia Yu Fan x Xia Yu Lan Twincest pwns Tiriel x Sorath twincest.]

    Agreed x 1000.

  2. 2 W4

    You set your sights too low, Zyl. You need to either write or find a fanfic where they *all* get it on. Then, and only then, will you know true satisfaction.

    Or, as you and your fellow bloggers might say, “EVERYONE X EVERYONE ELSE FTW!” >8D

  3. 3 Zyl

    Nunka - I’m a bit sad that the Xia sisters were killed off but at least it was an improvement over the manga version.

    W4 - Low expectations are the secret of eternal happiness. LOL

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