Ep 13. Even Hattori-kun warned me someone was going to take Akitsuki-kun away from me. Dressed up in best outfit for Akitsuki-kun. Held his hand. Yay! Just as mood was getting nice, *she* had to show up. Kissed him on the lips to stop him turning around. Very very good. Waddup biatch! Next day Akitsuki-kun kept looking at my lips. Very good. And he missed seeing *that* woman’s new record jump. Very very good. Cornered Aktitsuki-kun at the pond. Love-chan, my pre-deployed specially trained splashy carp gave pretext to jump into Akitsuki-kun’s arms. When he didn’t kiss me, cue tears - he melted and kissed me! Very very very good! Still not Akitsuki-kun’s girlfriend. Just yet.
Ep 14. After kissing and some prompting, Akitsuki-kun said we should go out as a couple. YES!!! I am now Akitsuki-kun’s girlfriend! (Does happy dance) Slipped Akitsuki-san a GPS-locator cum matching mobile phone strap. But he left it on the train. Stranded in Hiroshima with *that* woman, of all people. Should have popped her with Beretta-san when I had the chance! I am Akitsuki-kun’s girlfriend! Ceterum censeo Suzuka esse delendam!
Ep 15. I finally got Akitsuki-kun on *that* woman’s phone. Warned her not to have any funny ideas about *my* boyfriend before asking to speak to him. He was going to return to his father’s house after dumping her in a hotel. But his father insisted she stay with them. Why her and not me!? Felt a strong disturbance in the Force when Akitsuki-kun called me to report in. That woman must be up to no good but will have him back tomorrow. I, and only I, am Akitsuki-kun’s girlfriend. Ceterum censeo Suzuka esse delendam!
Ep 16. Stakeout at Akitsuki-kun’s apartment. No joy. Went to stakeout railway station - reunited with Akitsuki-kun and chased that woman away. Said he loved me for the first time! Yay! Cooked for him at his apartment. He liked it. Very good. But I sensed a disturbance in the Force. Must be thinking of her again! Then he pulled me onto his bed. But was sure he was thinking of her. Upset. So do not want him calling out her name during climax. Pushed him off and went home. Missed track practice as was in sewer training with Beretta-san. Akitsuki-kun came to shrine to see me and apologize. Very very good. I am, after all, Akitsuki-kun’s girlfriend. Ceterum censeo Suzuka esse delendam!
*lol*
My goodness ^_^ … poor Honoka…
I’m just waiting for Yamato to accidentally say “Suzuka” at a moment when he should say “Honoka”.
I love reading Honoka’s secret diary entries. Please keep it up. :)
Thanks everyone! Cassandra Claire’s Very Secret Diary spoof (based on Brigdet Jones’ Diary I think) of Lord of the Rings is a tremendously difficult act to follow - esp its witty brevity. Though I was just compelled to do this after seeing ep 12 and was imagining that Honoka-chan half an inch from stabbing Suzuka right there if she answered in the affirmative. But the series is steadily becoming Not Funny for Honoka-chan at all… T___T
you missed the part where akitsuki *grabbed* honoka’s (soft) boobs. (in the manga)